#Lama_UnEpicFail_blog #WIP #Killteam
Boss: Hey boyz!
Boyz: Oi! Boss
Boss: We have da mishon
Boyz: Oi! Boss
Boss: We need da cunning plan
Boyz: Ug!?
Boss: And I have da cunning plan!
Boyz: Waaagh!!!
Boss: Belay! Listan hear: all knaw, that stupid humiez always believe whats written on da wallz.
Boyz: Ya, stupid humiez, what should we write Boss?
Boss: Something they won't shoot.
Boyz: Kinda what?
Boss: “Not Ork”, “Friendly”, “Medic”, “Free hugs”, “Nothing interesting”, “Press”...
Boyz: Oi! Oi! Boss U so sneaky! Cunning!!!
Boyz: But Boss, if we write that on da wallz hummy dont shoot in dat wallz, but they will shoot us.
Boss: Ya, that why U fix da wallz on ya backs!
Boyz: Oi! Cunning! But Boss, what if hummy don't see dat wallz and shoot in ya faces.
Boss: Hm... So U should go backwards to dat stupid humiez!
Boyz: Oi! Oi! Da bast Boss! But if we go backwards how we'll see were we're goin?
Boss: Think about it. I don't have to decide everythin.
Gretchin: Ya, cunning plan, solid like ShAG, what could go wrong?
Boss: And what about U, little gretchin, U'll be da S-P-E-S-H-I-A-L
Gretchin: Ya?
Boss: Ya, U'll have da banner
Gretchin: Banner? What U write on da banner?
Boss: “Shoot me” )))
Boyz: OI! OI! OI!!!! Waaagh!!!!
